How many dumb people do we have here tonight? . . . Wow, that many? See, the fact that you raised your hand proves that you’re dumb. I love dumb people, because without them who would raise their hand? . . . The reason I ask is cuz I’m gonna be using words—really good words—and a lotta dumb people just sit and stare in amazement, wishing they had a dictionary. Hey, you ever realized that the word “dictionary” has the word “dick” in it? A lotta people don’t even realize that.