Lucky for me, I can report that I’m absolutely pulling off my new glasses. Some might say they’re a bold choice for a down-to-earth guy like me. And the fact that I’ve been fishing for compliments about them all week is completely beside the point. The salesman, Hugo, said my new frames were inspired by the winding roads of the Italian countryside. Apparently, Jeff Goldblum has a similar pair. When I tried them on, Hugo immediately began love-bombing me—though maybe I really did look that good.