What Your Swimwear Says About You
The New Yorker · 20 Aug 2026

What Your Swimwear Says About You

Two-Piece You’re fine with sunburning your midriff. One-Piece with Flirty Cutouts You’re fine with sunburning a few awkward little squares on your lower back. No-Nonsense One-Piece Racerback You learned how to swim at a Y.M.C.A., and a boa-constrictor-compression solid-black Speedo is all you know.


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